Dharma and Greg

One of my all-time favorite tv shows, if not the all-time favorite, is Dharma and Greg.

In the episode I just saw, Dharma's parents were thinking of getting married, "emerging from the ocean, like citizens of atlantis, wearing wedding clothes made of kelp."

Here are some great lines from the episode:

• if you give a hundred people at a wedding vibrators, you're never going to hear the band

  there's no way we can print a picture of you and Abby on a gross of condoms
  before Thursday

  you couldn't get a woman if you were a chocolate covered millionaire with a
  fistful of new shoes

  he went for a walk in the park ~ oh cool, where? ~ the park

  I never wanted the man to know where I was, so I don't have a driver's
  license or a social security number or one of those library cards. ~ That's how
  they get you, man.

  you didn't throw a tantrum; you did throw an organic wedding cake off the
  golden gate bridge

  I know lawn flamingos can't turn kids into garden gnomes, but I still can't
  look one in the eye

at the wedding, dharma is going to have a fertility pinata shower condoms on the guests. isn't that counterproductive

dharma's parents were going to bring dates to their wedding